OK, I have come to conclusion that environmentalists must always have the runs. Now, would you like me to explain why I think this? Here goes:

All new (well, been like this for a few years now) toilets sold in the US must be of the 1.6 Gallons/Flush variety. This requirement was done as an effort to conserve resources, but obviously the individuals responsible for this are not meat eating carnivores like myself. I'm guessing that you know what I am referring to, and not only that, but you would agree that that these toilets are never 1.6 gallons, but more like 3.2, 4.8, or any multiple of 1.6.

The other theory that I have is that the requirement was pushed through Congress by the toilet plunger manufacturers. Korky has become a relief pitcher of sorts for the good 'ole American Standard. Oh, and it's obvious I'm not the only one that's taken notice, because American Standard now has the AquaForce Flushing System. You just might want to stand up before flushing.

So, in support of short sighted environmentalists, give that bowl an extra flush on me, thanks.