Not that this is so suprising, but as a counter offer to Stork Net's pleasant demeanor, they're the anti-happy mom discussion site: Sybermoms. I lifted this from the homepage:
Are other parent support groups driving you crazy? Are you tired of those parent support groups' heavy-handed moderation, behind-the-scenes bickering and excessive use of {{{{{HUGS}}}}}? Do smiley faces following hateful statements at other parent support groups make you scream?
If you just want to be yourself, break out of the mold and tell the world what you really think, then Sybermoms is the parent support group for you.
We are mothers living outside of the lines. We attract grrrrls, professionals, students, SAHMs, etc etc all with the commonality of being slightly against the grain in our own unique ways. We don't beat around the bush when expressing our opinions and yet we offer the most sincere support when a member really needs it. We stand united against any form of child abuse or self destructive behaviour and we stand for the empowerment and advancement of the family unit as well as self empowerment and satisfaction. We are just so damn hip and cool.
We are a diverse, irreverent group of women, some of whom have been posting together on parent support groups for years. If you are a thick-skinned, bitchy chick, you'll fit in here. Have fun!
I don't have to tell you that these women are crass, at best! I guess that every mom isn't coated with sugar. Salty is ok too, I guess. Meg is still vacilating as to whether or not she plans on participating in the often off-color discussion threads. I think she's leaning toward that of a casual observer, and not a full blown participant.
Anyway, I hope that every got what they wanted and/or what was coming to them in 2002, and that 2003 brings mo', mo', mo'!
happy new year!!! :)
I think you should hang around Sybermoms a little longer before you praise them. They are definately obnoxious; moresooften crude, evil, hateful and disgusting. The majority of them sit on their computer chair for hours on end and make fun of anyone they can think of to feel better about themselves. They're against spanking, thinking they're morally superior, but meanwhile their kids run around the house doing whatever they want. It's quite sad, really. We'll see the effects of this when their kids reach school age and can't get along in the world because they've had no guidance whatsoever.
Thou speakest out thy ass.
C'mon, really? Me thinks you only hung around the Main Event and didn't bother checking out the support forums.
What SW posted is true. They are truly a bunch of losers. They are critical of everyone else, yet Sybermoms is their whole life and identity! There is absolutely NO WAY those women can be good mothers. Their children are obviously raising themselves. Of course, they will tell you they only post when the kids are napping. That's one long freaking nap.
Just a thought, but some of us have school age children and our husbands make more then enough money so that we CAN SIT on our asses and not work. :)I'm so blessed.
Have a nice day.
I'm sure your husband realy appreciates the fact he's out working his ass off while you sit on yours staring at a computer screen all day. Accomplishing nothing.
There you have it, the mindset of a Sybermom.
The support forums are terrific at this site and no one is banned for speaking their mind. Everyone knows that SN's and BFers have to ask before they are allowed to speak their minds...
Everyone comments on the ME and it is not fair to judge a book by the first page... read a few chapters.
No one is banned? Guess again. I know of at least three people that have been banned from Sybermoms.
So if anyone over there is claiming they don't ban, I guess you can call them LIARS too.
I agree, the Sybermoms are complete LOSERS! They have nasty, wart ridden penisis for avatars and they even have a smilie that has a cunt bubble. These women are sick. They have tried harassing the members on our boards but we shamed them. Sybermoms are a bunch of low life, skanky trailer trash bitches :)
No one has been banned. They may have been put in the hall of lame for a time out, or in the quiet room for some R&R but no one is banned.
If you can look past the fact that we do *gasp* swear you might see that they are a great group of supportive, yet honest and to the point women.
hmmm. women who don't spank their children, who aren't afraid to say that they don't, who look down on child abusing sluts, and who don't give cyber {hugs} to every lamebrain who decides to post about her dilemma (of her own making) of the day....sounds like a place for me. :)
Sybermoms is a place for women who are not afraid to say what they mean, who put the child first, who put all children first. They point out stupid and dangerous parenting decisions and have little tolerance for those who will not take control of their own lives.
Those who find fault in that logic would not be welcomed and their opinions mean nothing.
Oh (((((pickaname )))))) It's ok that you let your baby CIO for 3 hours at a time. All two week olds have a hard time now and then! ((( )))) Don't worry about it, honey! The baby won't remember anyway! Prop up the bottle and you won't even need to go in for the night time feeding! And don't worry about when you just have to run to the store - leave him in the car! Stay with your abusive husband and don't ever have the balls to speak your mind. (((( )))) !!!!
Pardon me while I VOMIT. >=o/
Oooooooh ya'll is so bad, Sybermooms! You all goin to hell. I can'te belieev y ou kiss yer babies with them mouths. CPS need to take away all you chilldren. You will make thim bad peeple. You r all unfitt mothers.
Only the most narrow minded would see sybermoms as a "bad" place. But, like they say, if you can't take the heat, get nekkid!
Anyone else see a pattern here?
All the little Sybermom groupies defending themselves. What a joke!
Oh yes, **everyone** that does not hang out on their pathetic board is a child abusing, bottle-propping loser.
Maybe the ones who are real losers are the ones who think they have to defend themselves from the truth. That they are a group of self-serving MORONS who are in constant need of validation and attention.
I feel sorry for anyone who sees Sybermoms as a great place. How bad must their real life be if they can say this?
Sybermoms seem to think all they need are a pair of tits and space in front of the keyboard to prop the baby on. Now that's quality parenting!
Putting children first? Thanks for the best laugh I've had all day!!!
I think Heather is a little jealous that she could never be smart enough nor witty enough to fit in on our site.
Funny how you have plenty of time to lurk on our boards to know we are not taking care of our children, yet what are your children doing when you are lurking and trashmouthing us?
What is that saying? Something about black kettles? loser.
The only pattern I see here is someone named Heather12 doing everything within her power to bad-mouth Sybermoms. Hmmmm... talk about your self-serving MORON, who appears to be in constant need of validation and attention.
Aw, are the evil Sybermoms getting you down? Does a dose reality make you feel sad and inferior? Buck up cowgirl, there are lots of sites out there for you to get your cyberhugs every day, where heavy handed moderating will make sure no one ever questions your parenting. Don't you worry your pretty little head about the big bad sybermoms for one minute longer.
pssst - lots of moms nowadays work outside the home and have computer access at these places of gainful employment, don't be so crass as to assume that all are SAHM's letting their kids run around the dining room with a butcher knife in one hand and moms valium bottle in the other.
Me thinks someone here has been scorned...all this hostileness towards sybermoms seems to indicate someone else here has a need for validation. I pity your closed mind and I forgive you your ignorance. I hope all those empty {{{HUGS}}} and cyber shoulders your crying on at other boards help you blot out the hatefulness in your heart. I mean seriously, with all the time spent on posting here, you could have given 1,000 of {{{HUGS}}} of encouragement to some needy person needing reassurance elsewhere.
This is Heather's husband. Don't mind her. She's pissed off because she gained a lot of weight with that last kid and I refuse to have sex with her cellulite covered ass. I've told her that if she'd make Jenny Craig her friend, in about a year she'd lose that 100 lbs and I'd find her attractive again, but she's too busy sitting her fat ass in her computer chair bitching about some sybermother site. I don't get it.
Anyhow, just thought i'd let you know why she's such a hostile little skag.
You're just jealous cause you don't have a cunt bubble smiley! Whore!
Hey Heather's hubby-why don't you come over to SM and talk to some real women? Heather has some serious issues.
Sybermoms are meanies. Sybermoms cuss. Sybermoms tell it like it is and sometimes that hurts the feelings of people with low self esteem *coughcoughheathercoughcough*
Wait, I'm confused. Heather, how can you know so much about Sybermoms? Surely you would not say such factitious things about some place/thing that you know absolutely nothing about. So, how is it that you have formed your opinion of Sybermoms? Surely you would not lower yourself to registering and lurking or even, *gasp*, posting!
In your infinite knowledge of Sybermoms, you may have discovered that not everyone is happy on KittyRainbowButterfly boards. I'm glad that you are, I'm woefully uncomfortable supporting bad mothers in abusing their poor children because blind support is the status quo. Bully to you if you can.
Since we have established that you surely have perused the joint, you may have noticed that, as a whole, Sybermoms are intelligent, educated and learned women. We have more degrees per capita than your average HappyPuppy-WuppyUnicorn board has illiterate redneck housewives, who can neither use a shift key nor rudimentary punctuation. We're opinionated and proud of it. I was never encouraged to sit on my opinion because it made others uncomfortable and I appreciate the hell out of what Sybermoms offers me in posting freedom.
And to the B&B members, I'm glad you are happy at your litte board. Your owner bans people and garbles text on anyone that lurks and all under the guise of a censorship free board. What is she so afraid of? She is scared of Sybermoms?? Why, she must be, to go to all the trouble to keep them at bay! I'm just glad she got rid of the Sybermoms forum, that was just EMBARRASSING for you! Your owner steals original graphics from other boards, *ahem SYBERMOMS ahem*, so you, as members, lose the right to complain about anyone being vulgar when your Admin is a bold faced liar and thief. So run along now, lightweights. Run on back to your psycho before she misses you and bans you for associating with us.
Awwwww, you must have posted on the ME and got your wittle feewings hurt :(. Poor baby, now you feel like you've got to bash Sybermoms to try to reclaim your self esteem.
That's okay, I think if you Google you can find some online sites that have classes like "Finding a Sense of Humor 101" and "Message Boards, It's Just the Internet 90".
Run..quick like a bunny and sign up!
Wow! Did I strike a nerve?? LMAO!! Look at the little SyberMoron Militia coming to the defense of their smelly HOLE of a board! TFF!
"as a whole, Sybermoms are intelligent, educated and learned women."
SSSSTOPPPPPP!!! HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!!
OMG that is like saying Michael Jackson is a buff stud.
Of course, compared to the average SyberMoron husband, he probably is. ;c)
Now whip out you little titties and pretend to attachment parent while you type away in a frenzy against me. It's quite amusing.
And proves exactly what I've been saying. The more you type, the more your shit for brains shows.
Oh jesus criminey, by now everyone knows how fucked up the Syber*GutterWhore*Moms are. Esp Kat that little fucking dimwit threatens to sue over someone stealing their beastiality smilie LMAO
Hey Kat, a special message fom julie, assume the position and enjoy a nice big ole smooch on her nice sweet firm ass.
You Sybermoms are not the *shit* you think you are. Your site is fun, oh, for about a day, then people either get bored or grossed out by the nasty, wart-ridden pootang avatars. Oh boy what the next generation will bring....so sad
Yeah, I admit, Sybermoms is tough if you are a bad parent, or if you are dumb as a box of rocks. So one of you got stuck in the HOL. POor thing, thats where they stuff stunned, brainless, trailer trash, two bit, petty, bottle propping, baby beating, CIO nazis. Yup that would be where you got stuck. If the shoe fits, wear it.
Our support forums are better than any of the numerous site I have visited, and the women here, are vastly more educated in the raising of children than any of the people on the rainbowbutterfly BS support forums that I have seen.
Yeah we're crass, but we are also strong willed, one minded, and joined in our belief that children need love, care, and protection from skanky, tough love, bitches like coughheather12cough.
If anyone on our board . .and I do mean anyone was having a truly hard time and legitimatly needed help or advise I can name numerous people who would be there to help and support her.
Our admins are fun, and not so controlling as to censor us from other adult opinions, and they reprimand in ways that don't limit our expression of our opinions and emotions.
So to you stunned individuals, who can't hack reality, and need fakey ((((HUGS)))) you're welcome to them I pick SYBERMOMS.com anyday anytime
Is this you, Heather?
http://www.sybermoms.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=34392
Everybody still hates you, Tinkerdoos.
Heather, you are a Stunned Cunt of the Highest Order. Congrats!
i think it is really sad that all you can do is attack the loyal bellies & babies members intellegance sure, im emberrassed by most the bellies & babies members they are some pretty uneducated women not that i notice i can barely read the level of education is about 5th grade but it is really shamful that you women cant encourage us for what intellegance and schoolin we do have the bellies & babies members can suck up better than any other board ive ever been kicked off before starting my own without ever expressing an opinion of there own which is good because i dont put up with no opinions that are differant than mine we do have some people that are all snotty but i cant talk to them they act all like they know stuff do you think education really makes you smart shame on you but that is what i expect from gutterwhores i named you that and dont forget that and so what if i did steal you graphics get over it you cant touch this bellies & babies rocks
YOU ARE SO RIGHT JULIE.......YOU TOLD THEM......HA HA HA HA....STUPID SYBERMOMS....
You rock Julie, may I suck your assal contents, please? Anybody got a straw?
Did you say something Julie?
Sybermoms was meen to me meaneer than Julie, they locked me in some kind of place where I ould not change my aviator or see my privat messages. That was mean. I can't help I dumP.
Thank you for providing the entertainment I needed for my morning.
Now, I am off to give directions to my nanny, pay the maid, and give some oatmeal to the wetnurse.
Oh, the life of a Sybermom is never easy.
Julie, please do go to SMs, read the smiles, and type the word 'julie'. You should feel honored.
Aren't you the same chic who stole about $200 worth of bandwidth from SMs because you liked our smiles so much?
Have we been paid back for that.
Or, are you that crazy stalker?
Or are you both?
Do you blow your husband with that stalking, cheating, thieving mouth?
ROFL Oh that's pretty funny, Heather. You couldn't stand the heat so you're over here complaining. The internet is an amazing tool.
What kind of message board is this? Julie you're a fuckin' lesbian rug lickin twat suckin maggot filled crotch rot peice of shit.
"i think it is really sad that all you can do is attack the loyal bellies & babies members intellegance sure, im emberrassed by most the bellies & babies members they are some pretty uneducated women not that i notice i can barely read the level of education is about 5th grade but it is really shamful that you women cant encourage us for what intellegance and schoolin we do have the bellies & babies members can suck up better than any other board ive ever been kicked off before starting my own without ever expressing an opinion of there own which is good because i dont put up with no opinions that are differant than mine we do have some people that are all snotty but i cant talk to them they act all like they know stuff do you think education really makes you smart shame on you but that is what i expect from gutterwhores i named you that and dont forget that and so what if i did steal you graphics get over it you cant touch this bellies & babies rocks "
Posted by: Julie on March 26, 2003 09:06 AM
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Anyone else notice the lack of punctuation and the numerous misspelled words? We're the ones who read and write at a 5th grade level?
Awww, Heather, are you upset that no one would let you play???? People like you are so transparrant. It's like those guys in high school who talked about sex most, probably got it least. You talk about SM's so much, you must want to be accepted, and sadly, you are marked a LOOSAH!
And, ummm, Heather, for someone who says we are such BAD moms because we're on the computer so much, you sure are on here to jump on every reply aren't 'cha??????
well the sybermoms dont like me b/c i leave my baby in the swing for hours at a time. so what, he likes it. if he didnt like it he would cry. i also dont breastfeed. i think the breast is only for sex. breastfeeding is disgusting! they make formula for that reason. he likes it, he eats it. if he didnt like it he wouldnt eat it!
WHY are the Sybermoms support forums SO popular?
Hmmmm, I wonder.
Could it be that most of them are F***** up in the head, have crappy marriages, and kids with problems? Yup. Misery loves company. The Sybermoms probably keep the manufacturers of Prozac working 24/7.
Maybe if they payed a little attention to their kids and husbands, and unstuck their fat butts from the computer chair once in a while, they wouldn't have so many problems.
Just reading through the posts above cements what I have said. They live in a crappy little cyber-fantasy world, congratulating each other while their real lives go to hell.
They claim to attachment parent, and that their children are so very important to them. Yet I don't know too many good mothers who spend the bulk of their day, (and often the better part of the night) posting on a trash-talking message board.
I would feel sorry for SMs if they were worth the effort. But alas, they are not.
Heather, you never answered...Is this you?http://www.sybermoms.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=34392
Heather
cant think of anything else to spew out of your twat suckin maggot filled crotch rot piece of shit
Aw Heather, come here and rest your head between my saggy titties. Don't let those big bad sybermoms get you down. Intelligence can be so intimidating can't it?
I can't believe I keep coming back here to check and see if anyone has typed anything. What the hell is wrong with me? There are hundreds of Sybermoms and only one me, so I can't even say they are persistant because I just make myself look even more stupid and desperate because I KEEP coming back. Maybe I should stop trying to project my fucking problems on an entire board of women that I am categorizing into a narrow and ignorant description and just accept the facts that I am a gigantic control-freak ass-monkey. :(
Praise you!!!
Praise you Jesus!!!
She has SEEN THE LIGHT!!!
That about sums it up, Heather!
We'll miss laughing at you, but you
are easily replaced by other gigantic control-freak ass-monkeys.
And also my cooze reeks like tuna.
Why are all you bitch's whining ?
Ok this is how it goes k ?
B&B has class SM has trash this is all
PLEASE DRIVE THROUGH BEEPPPPPPPPPP
bye bye dickheads SM's that is :0)