Obnoxious Mothers Unite!

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Not that this is so suprising, but as a counter offer to Stork Net‘s pleasant demeanor, they’re the anti-happy mom discussion site: Sybermoms. I lifted this from the homepage:


Are other parent support groups driving you crazy? Are you tired of those parent support groups’ heavy-handed moderation, behind-the-scenes bickering and excessive use of {{{{{HUGS}}}}}? Do smiley faces following hateful statements at other parent support groups make you scream?

If you just want to be yourself, break out of the mold and tell the world what you really think, then Sybermoms is the parent support group for you.

We are mothers living outside of the lines. We attract grrrrls, professionals, students, SAHMs, etc etc all with the commonality of being slightly against the grain in our own unique ways. We don’t beat around the bush when expressing our opinions and yet we offer the most sincere support when a member really needs it. We stand united against any form of child abuse or self destructive behaviour and we stand for the empowerment and advancement of the family unit as well as self empowerment and satisfaction. We are just so damn hip and cool.

We are a diverse, irreverent group of women, some of whom have been posting together on parent support groups for years. If you are a thick-skinned, bitchy chick, you’ll fit in here. Have fun!

I don’t have to tell you that these women are crass, at best! I guess that every mom isn’t coated with sugar. Salty is ok too, I guess. Meg is still vacilating as to whether or not she plans on participating in the often off-color discussion threads. I think she’s leaning toward that of a casual observer, and not a full blown participant.

Anyway, I hope that every got what they wanted and/or what was coming to them in 2002, and that 2003 brings mo’, mo’, mo’!

Happy New Year.

153 thoughts on “Obnoxious Mothers Unite!”

  2. I think you should hang around Sybermoms a little longer before you praise them. They are definately obnoxious; moresooften crude, evil, hateful and disgusting. The majority of them sit on their computer chair for hours on end and make fun of anyone they can think of to feel better about themselves. They’re against spanking, thinking they’re morally superior, but meanwhile their kids run around the house doing whatever they want. It’s quite sad, really. We’ll see the effects of this when their kids reach school age and can’t get along in the world because they’ve had no guidance whatsoever.

  4. C’mon, really? Me thinks you only hung around the Main Event and didn’t bother checking out the support forums.

  5. What SW posted is true. They are truly a bunch of losers. They are critical of everyone else, yet Sybermoms is their whole life and identity! There is absolutely NO WAY those women can be good mothers. Their children are obviously raising themselves. Of course, they will tell you they only post when the kids are napping. That’s one long freaking nap.

  6. Just a thought, but some of us have school age children and our husbands make more then enough money so that we CAN SIT on our asses and not work. :)I’m so blessed.

    Have a nice day.

  7. I’m sure your husband realy appreciates the fact he’s out working his ass off while you sit on yours staring at a computer screen all day. Accomplishing nothing.

    There you have it, the mindset of a Sybermom.

  8. The support forums are terrific at this site and no one is banned for speaking their mind. Everyone knows that SN’s and BFers have to ask before they are allowed to speak their minds…

    Everyone comments on the ME and it is not fair to judge a book by the first page… read a few chapters.

  9. No one is banned? Guess again. I know of at least three people that have been banned from Sybermoms.

    So if anyone over there is claiming they don’t ban, I guess you can call them LIARS too.

  10. I agree, the Sybermoms are complete LOSERS! They have nasty, wart ridden penisis for avatars and they even have a smilie that has a cunt bubble. These women are sick. They have tried harassing the members on our boards but we shamed them. Sybermoms are a bunch of low life, skanky trailer trash bitches 🙂

  11. No one has been banned. They may have been put in the hall of lame for a time out, or in the quiet room for some R&R but no one is banned.

    If you can look past the fact that we do *gasp* swear you might see that they are a great group of supportive, yet honest and to the point women.

  12. hmmm. women who don’t spank their children, who aren’t afraid to say that they don’t, who look down on child abusing sluts, and who don’t give cyber {hugs} to every lamebrain who decides to post about her dilemma (of her own making) of the day….sounds like a place for me. 🙂

  13. Sybermoms is a place for women who are not afraid to say what they mean, who put the child first, who put all children first. They point out stupid and dangerous parenting decisions and have little tolerance for those who will not take control of their own lives.
    Those who find fault in that logic would not be welcomed and their opinions mean nothing.

  14. Oh (((((pickaname )))))) It’s ok that you let your baby CIO for 3 hours at a time. All two week olds have a hard time now and then! ((( )))) Don’t worry about it, honey! The baby won’t remember anyway! Prop up the bottle and you won’t even need to go in for the night time feeding! And don’t worry about when you just have to run to the store – leave him in the car! Stay with your abusive husband and don’t ever have the balls to speak your mind. (((( )))) !!!!

    Pardon me while I VOMIT. >=o/

  15. Oooooooh ya’ll is so bad, Sybermooms! You all goin to hell. I can’te belieev y ou kiss yer babies with them mouths. CPS need to take away all you chilldren. You will make thim bad peeple. You r all unfitt mothers.

  16. Only the most narrow minded would see sybermoms as a “bad” place. But, like they say, if you can’t take the heat, get nekkid!

  17. Anyone else see a pattern here?

    All the little Sybermom groupies defending themselves. What a joke!

    Oh yes, **everyone** that does not hang out on their pathetic board is a child abusing, bottle-propping loser.

    Maybe the ones who are real losers are the ones who think they have to defend themselves from the truth. That they are a group of self-serving MORONS who are in constant need of validation and attention.

    I feel sorry for anyone who sees Sybermoms as a great place. How bad must their real life be if they can say this?

    Sybermoms seem to think all they need are a pair of tits and space in front of the keyboard to prop the baby on. Now that’s quality parenting!

    Putting children first? Thanks for the best laugh I’ve had all day!!!

  18. I think Heather is a little jealous that she could never be smart enough nor witty enough to fit in on our site.

    Funny how you have plenty of time to lurk on our boards to know we are not taking care of our children, yet what are your children doing when you are lurking and trashmouthing us?

    What is that saying? Something about black kettles? loser.

  19. The only pattern I see here is someone named Heather12 doing everything within her power to bad-mouth Sybermoms. Hmmmm… talk about your self-serving MORON, who appears to be in constant need of validation and attention.

  20. Aw, are the evil Sybermoms getting you down? Does a dose reality make you feel sad and inferior? Buck up cowgirl, there are lots of sites out there for you to get your cyberhugs every day, where heavy handed moderating will make sure no one ever questions your parenting. Don’t you worry your pretty little head about the big bad sybermoms for one minute longer.

    pssst – lots of moms nowadays work outside the home and have computer access at these places of gainful employment, don’t be so crass as to assume that all are SAHM’s letting their kids run around the dining room with a butcher knife in one hand and moms valium bottle in the other.

  21. Me thinks someone here has been scorned…all this hostileness towards sybermoms seems to indicate someone else here has a need for validation. I pity your closed mind and I forgive you your ignorance. I hope all those empty {{{HUGS}}} and cyber shoulders your crying on at other boards help you blot out the hatefulness in your heart. I mean seriously, with all the time spent on posting here, you could have given 1,000 of {{{HUGS}}} of encouragement to some needy person needing reassurance elsewhere.

  22. This is Heather’s husband. Don’t mind her. She’s pissed off because she gained a lot of weight with that last kid and I refuse to have sex with her cellulite covered ass. I’ve told her that if she’d make Jenny Craig her friend, in about a year she’d lose that 100 lbs and I’d find her attractive again, but she’s too busy sitting her fat ass in her computer chair bitching about some sybermother site. I don’t get it.

    Anyhow, just thought i’d let you know why she’s such a hostile little skag.

  24. Hey Heather’s hubby-why don’t you come over to SM and talk to some real women? Heather has some serious issues.

    Sybermoms are meanies. Sybermoms cuss. Sybermoms tell it like it is and sometimes that hurts the feelings of people with low self esteem *coughcoughheathercoughcough*

  25. Wait, I’m confused. Heather, how can you know so much about Sybermoms? Surely you would not say such factitious things about some place/thing that you know absolutely nothing about. So, how is it that you have formed your opinion of Sybermoms? Surely you would not lower yourself to registering and lurking or even, *gasp*, posting!

    In your infinite knowledge of Sybermoms, you may have discovered that not everyone is happy on KittyRainbowButterfly boards. I’m glad that you are, I’m woefully uncomfortable supporting bad mothers in abusing their poor children because blind support is the status quo. Bully to you if you can.

    Since we have established that you surely have perused the joint, you may have noticed that, as a whole, Sybermoms are intelligent, educated and learned women. We have more degrees per capita than your average HappyPuppy-WuppyUnicorn board has illiterate redneck housewives, who can neither use a shift key nor rudimentary punctuation. We’re opinionated and proud of it. I was never encouraged to sit on my opinion because it made others uncomfortable and I appreciate the hell out of what Sybermoms offers me in posting freedom.

    And to the B&B members, I’m glad you are happy at your litte board. Your owner bans people and garbles text on anyone that lurks and all under the guise of a censorship free board. What is she so afraid of? She is scared of Sybermoms?? Why, she must be, to go to all the trouble to keep them at bay! I’m just glad she got rid of the Sybermoms forum, that was just EMBARRASSING for you! Your owner steals original graphics from other boards, *ahem SYBERMOMS ahem*, so you, as members, lose the right to complain about anyone being vulgar when your Admin is a bold faced liar and thief. So run along now, lightweights. Run on back to your psycho before she misses you and bans you for associating with us.

  26. Awwwww, you must have posted on the ME and got your wittle feewings hurt :(. Poor baby, now you feel like you’ve got to bash Sybermoms to try to reclaim your self esteem.

    That’s okay, I think if you Google you can find some online sites that have classes like “Finding a Sense of Humor 101” and “Message Boards, It’s Just the Internet 90”.

    Run..quick like a bunny and sign up!

  27. Wow! Did I strike a nerve?? LMAO!! Look at the little SyberMoron Militia coming to the defense of their smelly HOLE of a board! TFF!

    “as a whole, Sybermoms are intelligent, educated and learned women.”

    SSSSTOPPPPPP!!! HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!!

    OMG that is like saying Michael Jackson is a buff stud.

    Of course, compared to the average SyberMoron husband, he probably is. ;c)

    Now whip out you little titties and pretend to attachment parent while you type away in a frenzy against me. It’s quite amusing.
    And proves exactly what I’ve been saying. The more you type, the more your shit for brains shows.

  28. Oh jesus criminey, by now everyone knows how fucked up the Syber*GutterWhore*Moms are. Esp Kat that little fucking dimwit threatens to sue over someone stealing their beastiality smilie LMAO

    Hey Kat, a special message fom julie, assume the position and enjoy a nice big ole smooch on her nice sweet firm ass.

    You Sybermoms are not the *shit* you think you are. Your site is fun, oh, for about a day, then people either get bored or grossed out by the nasty, wart-ridden pootang avatars. Oh boy what the next generation will bring….so sad

  29. Yeah, I admit, Sybermoms is tough if you are a bad parent, or if you are dumb as a box of rocks. So one of you got stuck in the HOL. POor thing, thats where they stuff stunned, brainless, trailer trash, two bit, petty, bottle propping, baby beating, CIO nazis. Yup that would be where you got stuck. If the shoe fits, wear it.

    Our support forums are better than any of the numerous site I have visited, and the women here, are vastly more educated in the raising of children than any of the people on the rainbowbutterfly BS support forums that I have seen.

    Yeah we’re crass, but we are also strong willed, one minded, and joined in our belief that children need love, care, and protection from skanky, tough love, bitches like coughheather12cough.

    If anyone on our board . .and I do mean anyone was having a truly hard time and legitimatly needed help or advise I can name numerous people who would be there to help and support her.

    Our admins are fun, and not so controlling as to censor us from other adult opinions, and they reprimand in ways that don’t limit our expression of our opinions and emotions.

    So to you stunned individuals, who can’t hack reality, and need fakey ((((HUGS)))) you’re welcome to them I pick SYBERMOMS.com anyday anytime

  31. Everybody still hates you, Tinkerdoos.

    Heather, you are a Stunned Cunt of the Highest Order. Congrats!

  32. i think it is really sad that all you can do is attack the loyal bellies & babies members intellegance sure, im emberrassed by most the bellies & babies members they are some pretty uneducated women not that i notice i can barely read the level of education is about 5th grade but it is really shamful that you women cant encourage us for what intellegance and schoolin we do have the bellies & babies members can suck up better than any other board ive ever been kicked off before starting my own without ever expressing an opinion of there own which is good because i dont put up with no opinions that are differant than mine we do have some people that are all snotty but i cant talk to them they act all like they know stuff do you think education really makes you smart shame on you but that is what i expect from gutterwhores i named you that and dont forget that and so what if i did steal you graphics get over it you cant touch this bellies & babies rocks

  36. Sybermoms was meen to me meaneer than Julie, they locked me in some kind of place where I ould not change my aviator or see my privat messages. That was mean. I can’t help I dumP.

  37. Thank you for providing the entertainment I needed for my morning.
    Now, I am off to give directions to my nanny, pay the maid, and give some oatmeal to the wetnurse.
    Oh, the life of a Sybermom is never easy.
    Julie, please do go to SMs, read the smiles, and type the word ‘julie’. You should feel honored.
    Aren’t you the same chic who stole about $200 worth of bandwidth from SMs because you liked our smiles so much?
    Have we been paid back for that.
    Or, are you that crazy stalker?
    Or are you both?

    Do you blow your husband with that stalking, cheating, thieving mouth?

  38. ROFL Oh that’s pretty funny, Heather. You couldn’t stand the heat so you’re over here complaining. The internet is an amazing tool.

  39. What kind of message board is this? Julie you’re a fuckin’ lesbian rug lickin twat suckin maggot filled crotch rot peice of shit.

  40. “i think it is really sad that all you can do is attack the loyal bellies & babies members intellegance sure, im emberrassed by most the bellies & babies members they are some pretty uneducated women not that i notice i can barely read the level of education is about 5th grade but it is really shamful that you women cant encourage us for what intellegance and schoolin we do have the bellies & babies members can suck up better than any other board ive ever been kicked off before starting my own without ever expressing an opinion of there own which is good because i dont put up with no opinions that are differant than mine we do have some people that are all snotty but i cant talk to them they act all like they know stuff do you think education really makes you smart shame on you but that is what i expect from gutterwhores i named you that and dont forget that and so what if i did steal you graphics get over it you cant touch this bellies & babies rocks ”

    Posted by: Julie on March 26, 2003 09:06 AM

    ————————————————–

    Anyone else notice the lack of punctuation and the numerous misspelled words? We’re the ones who read and write at a 5th grade level?

  41. Awww, Heather, are you upset that no one would let you play???? People like you are so transparrant. It’s like those guys in high school who talked about sex most, probably got it least. You talk about SM’s so much, you must want to be accepted, and sadly, you are marked a LOOSAH!

    And, ummm, Heather, for someone who says we are such BAD moms because we’re on the computer so much, you sure are on here to jump on every reply aren’t ‘cha??????

  42. well the sybermoms dont like me b/c i leave my baby in the swing for hours at a time. so what, he likes it. if he didnt like it he would cry. i also dont breastfeed. i think the breast is only for sex. breastfeeding is disgusting! they make formula for that reason. he likes it, he eats it. if he didnt like it he wouldnt eat it!

  43. WHY are the Sybermoms support forums SO popular?

    Hmmmm, I wonder.

    Could it be that most of them are F***** up in the head, have crappy marriages, and kids with problems? Yup. Misery loves company. The Sybermoms probably keep the manufacturers of Prozac working 24/7.

    Maybe if they payed a little attention to their kids and husbands, and unstuck their fat butts from the computer chair once in a while, they wouldn’t have so many problems.

    Just reading through the posts above cements what I have said. They live in a crappy little cyber-fantasy world, congratulating each other while their real lives go to hell.

    They claim to attachment parent, and that their children are so very important to them. Yet I don’t know too many good mothers who spend the bulk of their day, (and often the better part of the night) posting on a trash-talking message board.

    I would feel sorry for SMs if they were worth the effort. But alas, they are not.

  45. Heather
    cant think of anything else to spew out of your twat suckin maggot filled crotch rot piece of shit

  46. Aw Heather, come here and rest your head between my saggy titties. Don’t let those big bad sybermoms get you down. Intelligence can be so intimidating can’t it?

  47. I can’t believe I keep coming back here to check and see if anyone has typed anything. What the hell is wrong with me? There are hundreds of Sybermoms and only one me, so I can’t even say they are persistant because I just make myself look even more stupid and desperate because I KEEP coming back. Maybe I should stop trying to project my fucking problems on an entire board of women that I am categorizing into a narrow and ignorant description and just accept the facts that I am a gigantic control-freak ass-monkey. 🙁

  48. Praise you!!!
    Praise you Jesus!!!
    She has SEEN THE LIGHT!!!
    That about sums it up, Heather!
    We’ll miss laughing at you, but you
    are easily replaced by other gigantic control-freak ass-monkeys.

  50. Why are all you bitch’s whining ?
    Ok this is how it goes k ?
    B&B has class SM has trash this is all
    PLEASE DRIVE THROUGH BEEPPPPPPPPPP
    bye bye dickheads SM’s that is :0)

  51. QUESTION FOR SM’S

    Are you kids present while on SM? if so why do you let them view your av’s ?insert barf smilie here>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  54. QUOTE – well the sybermoms dont like me b/c i leave my baby in the swing for hours at a time. so what, he likes it. if he didnt like it he would cry. i also dont breastfeed. i think the breast is only for sex. breastfeeding is disgusting! they make formula for that reason. he likes it, he eats it. if he didnt like it he wouldnt eat it!

    ————————————————–

    Holy shit, you’re kidding, right??!! The breast is only for sex?!? Yeah, and that’s why MILK comes out of it. Or is the milk for your husband? And they make formula to MAKE MONEY – plain and simple. And babies that young don’t know “like” or “dislike.” Wow, talk about twisted.

  55. I like sybermoms, I get to talk about my ass all day long while my kids hang around and run into the street.

  56. I don’t know WHO is pretending to be me, but it is NOT funny.

    I am NOT a control-freak! I demand to know who thinks I am! And I want that post removed, RIGHT NOW! >:( And I don’t even know what an “ass-monkey” is but I don’t like that one bit!

    YOU PEOPLE SUCK!!!!

  57. i love sybermoms! i can stay on all day long while i leave my 2 month old in her swing. she loves it.

  58. Heather shut your whiney ass up! Why do you come back here to check these messages if you hate it so much??

  59. OK, just to liven things up here, 1000 points to the first bitch to unscramble these words and post them on the ME!

    1 bbtulbuenc

    2 we ahccrork (2 words)

    3 aspfpslis

    4 ywruegthh

    5 enuan tco (2 words)

  63. I am the one who made the comment about the av’s BARF and I am a fooking member of SM and B&B it is nasty to subject your children to your nasty filth !
    BYE BYE DIRT RAUNCHS

  64. Heather thats not fair!!! I went to sybermoms!! They help me!!!! I have problems yes but they help me,,,so you just shut up!!!So I am on prozac so what,,,you are jelouse of sybermons!!!!
    you wish you had a half brain of a sybermom!!!!!

  65. sybermoms and bellies and babies members should get together and combine websites. why do they argue between them all the time? make love, not war.

  69. I’m a goo-guzzling hookah. I’ve swallowed so much gizz I think I might be pregnant. Does anyone know where I can get free pregnancy testing? What about free STD testing? I’m pretty sure I felt a few genital warts while I was stuffing that cold, dead trout up my snatch.

  70. If it weren’t for Sybermoms, I’d still be suffering from a severe anal fixation. They have helped me see the light and I no longer have dreams of giant assholes chasing me.

  71. “sybermoms and bellies and babies members should get together and combine websites”

    Can you read at all? Are you really this f&^%$#@ STOOPID or is today a special occassion?

  73. I see somebody didn’t make it through the hazing and now they are are pouting.

    I checked out several boards before settling on SM. It has alot to do with that spelling, grammar, punctuation thing. I need to be able to read the post. Also, I don’t go back to look for a thread and find it has been deleted or edited.

    If you are an insipid twat and act as one, you are treated as an insipid twat. At least a SM has the decency to tell you to your monitor that you are, in fact, an insipid twat that to PM everybody else to discuss how challenged/deranged you actually are.

    As for the AV’s, there is an “off” button. Don’t like the smilies? Turn them off. Don’t like the board? STFU and move on.

    Why waste your life and your precious time that you could be spending with your children on spreading dirt on a board you don’t even like? All you are providing is fodder for the mill and newbies to kill. Inevitably people will be drawn to check it out. Some will stay and some won’t. Either way, thanks for the free advertising.

  74. OMG,,Your Kidding right?

    SyberMoms omg that site is the joke of the internet,,

    Everyone stay away from there

  75. *******The support forums are terrific at this site and no one is banned for speaking their mind. Everyone knows that SN’s and BFers have to ask before they are allowed to speak their minds…*********

    No your just sent to the HOL,, Some Support group you have going on there..

  76. ****No one has been banned. They may have been put in the hall of lame for a time out, or in the quiet room for some R&R but no one is banned.

    If you can look past the fact that we do *gasp* swear you might see that they are a great group of supportive, yet honest and to the point women
    **************

    Sure you send them to the WOL..But you also pick on them for doing nothing…
    You cut down people for their grammer.Your ass should be down in the ground.Your all Loser and BITCHES SICK FUCKS

  77. *And to the B&B members, I’m glad you are happy at your litte board. Your owner bans people and garbles text on anyone that lurks and all under the guise of a censorship free board. What is she so afraid of? She is scared of Sybermoms?? Why, she must be, to go to all the trouble to keep them at bay! I’m just glad she got rid of the Sybermoms forum, that was just EMBARRASSING for you! Your owner steals original graphics from other boards, *ahem SYBERMOMS ahem*, so you, as members, lose the right to complain about anyone being vulgar when your Admin is a bold faced liar and thief. So run along now, lightweights. Run on back to your psycho before she misses you and bans you for associating with us*

    Our board is 100% better than yours..
    We do sit there and put nasty ass avatars for the people you send to the WOL..

    go to hell you are all carpet munching bitches

  80. Koolaidred, Yeah, you are a perfect poster child for Sybermoms. Your life is a total cluster fuck. You typify the mindset of most of the wasted protoplasm over there.

    Look at this:

    “If you are an insipid twat and act as one, you are treated as an insipid twat. At least a SM has the decency to tell you to your monitor that you are, in fact, an insipid twat that to PM everybody else to discuss how challenged/deranged you actually are.” (koolaidred)

    WTF?? That isn’t even COHERENT.

    Go take your meds now and shut the hell up.

  82. Don’t mind me, I just steal bandwidth from people and then get all pissed off when I’m caught. I am no better than Julie, both of us are thieving whores. 🙁

  84. Ah, yes. The stolen bandwidth complaint again.

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

    Your own members “steal” your bandwidth because they download pics and graphics from SM onto their own computers. Get a fucking clue.

    Maybe if you were smarter, you would know how to right click protect your graphics. It aint rocket science.

    Your web designer must be as dumb as a box of rocks.

  85. maddox, you suck! you are just pissed off that you couldnt fit in with us! Can you say PUSSY!!??
    grow the hell up!

  86. I like how SMs complain that people steal their bandwidth, but THEY were caught with stolen smilies they took from another site without paying. (Read: They stole bandwidth from other places.

    Then, when they got caught, and had to pay, they asked the people on their board for money.

    Stupid Twits.

    Even their merchandise had some copyright protected graphics on it. How dumb are these women?

  88. I hope you are satisified with yourself Maddox. Because of you, I just stress-ate my way through a half gallon of Edy’s Rocky Road ice cream, a box of Funny Bones, a turkey, a large bag of Cheetos, and 12 Fruit By The Foot. Now my kids have to go hungry and it’s YOUR fault!

    Crotch Cricket!

  89. “Your own members “steal” your bandwidth because they download pics and graphics from SM onto their own computers.”

    That’s stealing graphics, not stealing bandwidth, you hideous moron!

  90. ********
    Koolaidred, …fuck. You typify the mindset of most of the wasted protoplasm over there.

    “If you are an insipid twat and act as one, you are treated as an insipid twat. At least a SM has the decency to tell you to your monitor that you are, in fact, an insipid twat that to PM everybody else to discuss how challenged/deranged you actually are.” (koolaidred)

    WTF?? That isn’t even COHERENT…********

    Ooooh, you said protoplasm. Such a big word for you. Is that your PeeWee’s playhouse word of the day?

    It isn’t coherant to you because you do not understand abstract thinking, moron. Or concrete for that matter. I will break it down for you:

    Moniter = Face
    PM everybody else = talk about you behind your back

    Of course, we do not converse face to face, rather through our PCs. So I cannot tell you anything to your face. You read it from your monitor. See? Anything else I need to cover for you Oh Goddess af all that is Insipid and Twatty? Did you not understand the word “insipid”?

  91. You misspelled “coherent”, “monitor”, and “of”, O Esteemed and Learned One.

  92. No smiles were ever stolen. The ‘crack smiles’ that we used when we were a public board were free and we supplied free advertising for the owner.
    As soon as SMs became incorporated, we canned those smiles because the Crack Smiles website owner requires them be used only by public boards.
    If you had 1/2 a brain, you would have purused the Tech forum and found that all the smiles we now use are either provided by the board’s server, or made by members and donated to the site.
    When one steals bandwith, they link directly to an image and use image tags to put it on thier own site. This costs the original owner money. Most website owners request that you download the image directly to your computer(it’s not stealing if you can download it only your computer) and then post it with your own bandwith.
    Oh, and since we became a corporation, it now costs money to run the site. The owners take a loss with this, and have requested donations and held fundraisers to pay for the site. No one who visits SMs is required to pay anything.
    SMs is a busy place because we have over 1000 members. Most of our members spend less than an hour a day on the board.

    So, now that that is cleared up, I would like to congratulate Koolaid on being recognized.
    LOL

  93. Happens sometimes when I’m not on my medicine. Bar the misspelling of these three words, can you understand the correlation?

    And why waste so much of your time “hating” people you don’t even know? That’s very petty. So you couldn’t cut in the Main Event. Move on. Find some other place that fits your personality.

    These “board wars” are some of the most sopohmoric wastes of time I have ever seen. Develop a higher mentality and move on.

  94. ********I would like to congratulate Koolaid on being recognized**********

    Thank you. I only hope I can live up to my title. It is so hard to fairly represent the diverse masses.

  95. “it’s not stealing if you can download it only your computer) and then post it with your own bandwith.”

    Really? Then why did SMs accuse someone else of stealing YOUR bandwidth when they right clicked a couple of “free” smileys?

    See, you can’t even keep your story straight. You need all kinds of lame excuses to ask the participants for more money.

    Speaking of money, you have “over 1,000” registered members on your board yet you claim to be taking a loss? What does that say about your members?

    Answer: Not much.

  96. For the record, here is some info on bandwidth and how it can be stolen. Apparently, the person who represents Sybermoms above who claims to know all about it doesn’t know much.

    Bandwidth is being “stolen” from Sybermoms daily. By their own members. But they are too stoooopid to even know they are doing it.

    http://www.phenomenalwomen.com/donteventhinkaboutit/

  97. “One other area that is festering boil for bandwidth stealing are the Bulletin Boards that offer the members an ability to have a cutesy little icon next to their name. People remember that cute little picture of a dancing potato they saw on a web site and link to the image source for their member icon. Now, the site owner who’s dancing potato graphic you are linking to is looking through their server logs and see 15,048 hits to this one little graphic. “What the heck,” they say in disbelief! Or, they get a notice from their ‘free’ web site host telling them that they have exceeded their allowable bandwidth for the month and their site will be shut off OR they have to pay extra money to keep it up.”

    DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

  98. “Bandwidth is being “stolen” from Sybermoms daily. By their own members. But they are too stoooopid to even know they are doing it.”

    Prove it, dumPass.

  100. ALL OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

    I see your mediation skills are a little rusty.

  101. kooolaidred WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING TO YOU INSECT INFECTED CUM GUZZLING WHORE!!!!!!!!!!

  102. kooolaidred WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING TO YOU INSECT INFECTED CUM GUZZLING WHORE!!!!!!!!!!

    Possibly you. Provided you wrote this post:

    “ALL OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!”

    I can’t even discern who wrote this. And for future reference, I don’t swallow. So thou speakest out thine arse.

  104. answer my question bitch. if you dont swallow your husband is going to find someone that does!

  105. 1. Jizz has the same consistancy as snot.
    2. He drinks alot of coffee. I don’t do caffeine. Swallowing his stuff would have me so wired I wouldn’t come down for days.

    And no, he won’t. The pussy is too damned good. I ride his ass like a stallion and make him call my name. I have “mad skills.”

  106. kooolaidred
    you are so full of shit. your husband is out fucking another woman, believe me bitch. you are too heartless and cold, i can tell.

  108. kooolaidred
    Why don’t you and your little friend get a damn room, this lovefest is disgusting!

  110. kooolaidred
    send your husband to me. I will suck him dry he will never come home to you!

  111. Doubt it, sadness. Not unless you cum in rivers and can work up a couple of simultanous (sic) o’s for the two of you.

    Plus he likes a big ass. If you’ve got no ass he wouldn’t even look twice anyway. Like I’ve said before: a man with a big package needs a chick with a big ass. Keeps his balls from scrubbing the sheets. More cushion for the pushin’, KWIM?

    And are you a man or woman, anyway? I am getting confused.

  112. Oh koolaidbitch, so you are a FATASS?? oh, ok that explains why you are so bitter. My husband has a large package and I have a small ass, so your view on big butts does not apply! You might want to loose some weight. Hefer.

  113. Actually, compared to most of the beat hoags at Sybermoms, Koolaidred is downright svelte!

  115. “My husband has a large package and I have a small ass, so your view on big butts does not apply! You might want to loose some weight. Hefer.”

    Obviously not as big as you claim. Otherwise you would not have the intense need to offer to suck off a total stranger….cooter tick.

  116. Oh, and who said I was bitter? Don’t project your emotional problems on me.

    Personally, I like having a big ass. I just had a child in December so I am TCOB on some aspects. But I do plan to keep my ass, sweetcheeks. Very few white women are lucky enough to have one that is as round as mine, pancake pants. Don’t hate, appreciate.

  117. And dammit, what is a beat hoag? And you spelled “heifer” wrong. Do you even know what a heifer is, dear?

    OH! You’re Julie? You are the psychopshycopshycopschyopsycho? Why did you dedicate an entire forum to sybermoms for so long? And the one time I did check in over there, every thread in one of your forums was related to Sybermoms. Plus you have this little page on your blog. AND that little web page for the SM moderators. Isn’t this a little unhealthy? My goodness.

    How in the hell do you have so much time to create all these web pages, run an ez board, keep up with your blog, service your big-dicked husband AND offer to suck mine off for me? I bow down to your presence. You must stay very busy.

    Who keeps your children for you?

  118. I am assuming by your lack of direct response you have nothing left to say. Also, your front page is cute. Two whole search requests on Sybermoms….ooooooohhhhhh

    I am disappointed. Just when I thought we were really getting to know each other. I’m sorry you are not satisfied in your life. I hope you get the help you need.

    Sincerely,
    KAR

  120. Share the blog! Anyone with this type of fixation on another website has SERIOUS issues.

  122. Maybe they should not have had 1,000 boring ass boards and not allowed everyone to have those ugly ass dolls and sig blocks as big as they wanted and maybe they could have had more than 5 posts per page and been able to pay their bandwidth bills.

    Poor Julie! What good is a PSYCHO! without a board full of asskissing lackies??

  123. Fully hacked v bulletin?

    Gee, I wonder who is behind that?

    Nice job, GutterSluts!

  125. hahahah they went bankrupt what a bunch of losers.

    I heard sybermoms had the cash to buy b&b. And all the b&b members private info is still there hahahaha. priceless. They deserve it.

  126. “I heard sybermoms had the cash to buy b&b. And all the b&b members private info is still there hahahaha. priceless. They deserve it.”

    Yeah, Sybermoms had the cash to buy b&b. (Insert eye rolling smiley here.) The same Sybermoms that cry about not being able to pay for their own bandwidth needs? Riiiiiight! They can barely keep their own honkers above water.

    But thanks for the chuckle. 😉

  127. Sybermoms never had any problems with their bandwidth except when people were stealing it and the issue was never that it was not affordable.

    And Sybermoms has no interest in purchaing B&B, we have everything we need at Sybermoms. Really, what would we do with B&B’s collective of mental midget whiners? Start a Boring & DumP as Shit board? B&B is preoccupied with Sybermoms, they steal our graphics, they post our posters personal information, they encourage their members to stalk our members with said information, they need to get over us. Hey, we understand why they are jealous, we are educated and articulate, witty and original, they can barely string together a complete sentance, let alone a coherant thought. It’s like all Christa, all the time over there. We have no interest in purchasing anyones personal information or even dignifying the prospect of purchasing B&B with more than a comedic chuckle. Just thinking about the prospets is worth a laugh but why would any of us want to pay that PSYCHO, lying, stealing, stalking Julie a single cent?

  128. Guess I spoke too damned soon! According to the B&B site, a Sybermoms member HAS purchased Bellies & Babies. Oh, the hilarity!

  130. “Congratulations to Kathy of Sybermoms, the new Bellies and Babies owner. Please check back shortly for the reopening. ;)”

    OK, so “Kathy” is the new B&B owner?

    I’m sure she spent her own money on this. (Not!)

    Hope the financial contributors to SM know where their money is going.

    Skanks.

  134. cover up for what? what would she be wanting to cover up? she hates SM remember?

  135. Yes, Why the need for a cover up?

    Answer: Because the Sybermoms are lying whores.

  137. missflamingasstoyoubitch
    what are you so stuck up julies ass that you still worship her? She is buddies with sybermoms! The whole feud was a HOAX!

  138. Julie is a whore and has no life and I don’t know anyone that worships her now except for the SM. I don’t why she would put money and her time and life into a board that she would run for over a year just for it be a hoax.

  140. goodness and the SM shows the maturity level once again. great job. that’s a wonderful way to get mothers to join your site.

  141. juliesucksass
    you are just pissed that you dont fit in at sm. hell, you probably cio and formula feed.

  142. “hell, you probably cio and formula feed”

    There it is again. The Sybermoms’ creedo. **All you need to be a “good mother” is a pair of tits.**

    Meanwhile, they let their children fend for themselves as they post on Sybermoms ’round the clock.

  143. It seems there has been a widdle problem with the SM administrators. They have been clawing each others eyes out.

    Some have left. They will be starting their own board.

  144. I heard that too. I’m sorry SM’s but I’m too good to post at your site. Sorry.

  145. OMG. I haven’t been to Sybermoms in a while. I stopped by for a laugh.

    That place is DULLSVILLE! What happened? Sure, they were crass, but at least they used to be FUNNY! What a snorefest!

  146. Christa
    get a fucking life bitch. with 3 kids and one on the way you sure have way too much time on your hands to be such a pyshco bitch running around having 30 different screen names at numerous sites.

  147. Yeah, Christa!!

    At Sybermoms all you need is ONE screen name in order to neglect your children. Maybe you should consolidate.

  152. Why, I have one thank you. They were handing them out while I was in a womb.

    Please, develop an actual cutdown. You couldn’t slice bread with remarks that dull.

    I will allow you time to regroup and get help from a wittier friend. In your case, you may have better luck asking help from a stranger.

  153. Sorry ladies but this has gone on long enough. I am closing this entry from comments. Go spend some time with your kids.

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